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No, I did not give birth Just came across on the Internet and urzhatsya to colic in the abdomen, and what you want |
Then a young pretty doctor sewed me. For a long time, 2 hours. I've already pinned - tama that? He Picasso cross stitching?
And then ka midwife said: "And now let's try to fight a deep breath and exhale booty. Poor? "
Then some kind of "Pretty Woman" rolled up the gurney, I got over it, and it took me out of the generic ... feet first ... damn.
The feel of the battle about such: if you eat a kilo of unripe plums, this twist on the stomach, but even multiplied by 100 + Dubas log on the lower back.
it is necessary, as it is not easy, to get a baby! Here came another doctor, new - they are called in the aid of what? Pull-pull, pull can not? ..
The first feeding, we had fun. We have been preparing for it, and Fedka already thoroughly discussed before, that the mouth should be open wide as Volchenok jaws open to the entire nipple into his mouth got and all that ... and that brings me to a young sister is my happiness, all so happy, heartwarming time, first feeding ... take I ILSA, enclose, and in continuing our conversation with him, cheerfully as follows: "well, now let's, fall exposing the-ah-ah ..." The girl shock Tipo "here pindetse Mothers went ... "
that's crawled up the corridor. There are semi-darkness, a piece of iron rust in the corners, something bryakaet in the elevator shaft, where something is dripping into an iron wash basin ... and not a soul ... staggered delirium the empty corridor, me dragging a bloody bed sheet ... fallaut, damn ... always wanted to star in thriller zombie
On the last day came neurologist at Gromada families, and said that the child's legs are weak, even weaker hands, and his neck very bad. But I've been reading about it all the filth on the Internet and was mentally prepared for her visit. Even glad that she did not find anything fatal: so if Gromada is not found, it means that the child really all bad.
Lena, a midwife, said that now 2 shovchika impose. Impose - not hurt. Departed, admired She called Molchanov, he put yet departed - are together, I admire them, "Are you there, in the" tic-tac "play ?!"
When I went in and looked generic, it seemed to me that there as a joke about the new Russian in the Hermitage - the poor little, but neatly.
"Uncle priest with a beard" - a famous doctor Kashcheev. Super doctor, as far as I know. Itself personally never met, a friend of his gave birth ... So it is when during fights saw him, uttered the phrase that has become famous: "I did not cause ass !!!"
Senses - attempts to go, and no one in the room not. I then also found out that my doctor was stuck in the elevator. I thought, 'Do not destiny! "
With 2 attempts head was born. The midwife happily says: "The head is born and claps eyes."
Oh, and I do not like the fact that underwear and diapers for children brought constantly moist. My question is - why - Auntie linen -razdatchitsa offended and said: "They are not raw and damp" Just wonderful!
I was a little cut, but I agreed to sew up only under anesthesia. When he came to, I saw in the hands of my dreams men dream of my men.
Dressed up in a shirt a critical length, at my height is easy. What the nurse cheerfully replied: mother, well, you're good, and her husband gives birth to, well, so be it let us change. The second was 8 centimeters long, but it covered the mess.
Then I crawled to the toilet. This is a real uhohot! For the same Svatko ... And yet ... the action is magic mugs Mr. douches .... Edrёnt pliers! I had a better opinion of myself, I do not think so .... me
Ltd., I would like to have on the table. I knew that there must be only tighter and everything has an end. He's just in some golden light I saw this table.
And now we see our chips, such malyusku. that looks around and says so offended: "Uiiiiiiii !!!" in French, I suppose.
A daughter stuck firmly ... took a defensive position, and in any. We too were begging her dad and her sign several times, screwdriver and promised to show her (and my objections that doche is hardly interesting, he did not respond), and buy a moped .. And she sits, and though that. ..
I had the epidural. I can not say how many it is grace. Take it easy, of course, but some clever physiology I was. Summed up! The left side of my pregnant body did not want to obey and give birth without anesthesia.
All entreaties doctor to push my body consistent with a complete lack of understanding. Not 5 years at a university or language skills, not great experience - nothing helped. And then the doctor said one magic word ... Kaka. And then I understood everything!
"Undress. Jewelry, clothing and underwear give to her husband - you are no longer needed. " Decent answer the doctor on duty, my timid attempts to inform the "What if I fight false - so I'm going home," - "Because the building is on your term out or have already given birth, or do not go at all."
It felt awful. It seemed that someone had slipped me an umbrella into the anus and then opening it pulls hard.
I recommend not to leave, and to lie still for an hour on a birthing table with a piece of ice on his tummy, which was suddenly reminded of such hollow and funnel after the explosion.
It must be said that the birth scared me enormously, I remembered the terrible phrase from an old magazine, or "worker", or "Peasant Woman", read in early childhood "during childbirth a woman experiences a load comparable to the load a soldier in full combat Laid committing march for 80 kilometers. " From this it was not easy ...
Malozhivopisnye do everything, but the necessary procedures, issued breech shirt style "bag from under the sugar with a bow"
A few minutes later it was all over: there was my son. He was like a kitten, and alien frog once.
Fight like a complex wave. Here, you get up on the board and, driven by the wind, on a gentle surface of rushing towards the sun - you feel good. You notice an easy wave, meter by meter, it is gaining strength, you prepare, akkumuliruesh their strength and intelligence. And, oh, you're on the ridge! Fall (screaming) can not, and you growl like a wounded bison. It can last for a long time. Here you wave slowly lowers you blazhenstvuesh. Almost narcotic parish.
And then like a fairy tale suddenly out of nowhere, it is unclear how all of a sudden there was a boy. This blue and pink, with the round head, with such ridiculous triangular ears and said Kwa-Kwa-kvaaaa ... .Oh ...
Food is no different goodies, but there may be. Spoons issue a receipt,
It turned out that I was - wow - PREGNANT! In fact, at present. And yet I could not believe. I bought another wholesale party tests tonne or two, and with maniacal persistence enjoyed the way over and over again manifested two bright red stripes ...
Then, when the nurse came and said, "Take off your bra, let's do an enema." What connection, I still do not understand on, but then obeyed. And then, for a long time occupied the toilet, listened at the door cursing those who could not get there for ages. I listened and said nothing, not to beat, such as closed and all.
One of the most memorable experiences of my mother's youth ensured colleague, teacher and professor and part-time ... the father of eight daughters. The fact that the professor was eager to have a son. God, meanwhile, also has a sense of humor - and each time, standing on the porch of the hospital, the professor received a bag, tied a pink ribbon. After the eighth attempt, he finally calmed down.
I absolutely Ofigevshy look at the unborn baby, he ofigevshy more looking at me.
Do not be afraid to give birth! After all, true happiness - is when your miracle, smeared on a belt at the same time in a banana, yogurt and porridge suddenly, in a sudden burst of surging it delicate emotions pressed to your chest and vereschit the entire apartment, "Mamamama! MOM! ", And then looks you in the eye and laughs.
The doctor strongly advised me to give birth at 39 weeks, not perehazhivat (for this sex daily, exercise active on all fours to stand longer Now and the PRD has passed, and the baby to get out and do not deign. No intense standing on all fours or muzheterapiya did not help. My husband already I began to hide from me and beg for mercy
We began to learn to push. It olechka so well helped me! I press the foot to the ears, to say, what to do ...
It began thus November evening. I was resting on the couch, the husband played in the computer. And then I heard a soft call my mobile. The message read as follows, and I quote: "Daughter, Dad wants her grandson! Well, where I have him in the country, at 22 o'clock at night, her grandson take ?! "frantically glancing at the screen, I am sent a reply:" Why are you there ??? smoke "and read the message to her husband. On it, finishing off another German bomber, he said: "we must obey the Pope!"