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[Fludilka] 8 precepts "How not to become Auntie"

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Oh syndrome "aunt," You will not read in any medical book. Though in life it represents a very real phenomenon: the state of discouragement, grumbling, fatigue, multiplied by the extinct view, asexuality and unwillingness to dream. A kind of cocktail of negativity. And suffering from this disease, unfortunately, among us a lot ...

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Once it started up in me "aunt"! Not right away. At first, she allegedly "ran away in just a minute" my light, reckless, but at the same time strong, confident "inner girl".

It happened as a "sudden-where-no-penny-who took" sagging thrift, commitment to cleaning and washing. But most importantly - in the form of grunts at home, "that no one, except for me, in this house does not need anything." But the "inner girl" quickly deport overstayers guest. And everything again becomes easy and fun.

However, after the birth of her son, uninvited guests began to look to me more often, hiding under the social masks encouraged by a sense of duty and responsibility. After the birth of her daughter, "her aunt," moved in with me for ever. Roughly, and cynically. With all their belongings - sadness, melancholy, boredom, thrifty and being overweight. She has audited in the house and put his hand tight the door girlish wardrobe and quite Pelevin forbidden to wear shoes with heels. When I timidly suggested to go to the lingerie shop, "aunt" was relentless: "Where ?! My son no suit!"

Every day, she boldly giving directions to the house, from which the children were less likely to laugh, friends - come to visit, and her husband - to whisper in your ear all sorts of tenderness. But one sunny spring day in my "inner girl" something jumped: life became unbearable.

Having bought the boots on a hairpin and repainted in a bright-red color, I was kicked out of his house evil thick economic "aunt" with its soup, grumbling, fatigue and a sense of duty. And I wrote for the eight precepts to combat the syndrome of "aunt".

Commandment 1
Everything is done with ease and affection.
As philosophers say, that inside, then outside. If you are happy about the world, enjoying every minute of life, and become outwardly beautiful, attractive: and for others, and for luck. Your good mood, like the ripples extend to all who are near. Only the "aunt" forget that happy moms - happy children with happy wives - husbands happy.

Commandment 2
Erect ladies delight in rank vital.
Remember the song from the movie "Midshipmen, forward!": "Smart is not born a cunning secret male mind - either there or not Women's beauty - another thing ... it'll come."

So what do we "make our money," pampering yourself various women's tricks - perfume from Chanel, thong with rhinestones? Femininity! Charm! Coquetry! The ability to drive one crazy! No "tetkovosti". Only the feeling that you're still hoo. Regardless of age!

Commandment 3
I am nothing to anyone should not be.
A sense of duty ( "I have", "I have") is to dedicate a section of psychiatry. Classics of the genre: I hate to cook (washing, cleaning), but obliged. And instead of simply refuse unloved cases raping myself irritated at all, becoming embittered "aunt." Although "all" is not to blame: they also asked me not ugorayu three o'clock in the kitchen to please their five course meal? From childhood instilled with the belief that without a hearty borscht husband will run away, and the children will die of hunger, you need to get rid of! The heroine of the movie "You can not dream" on the tediousness homeroom teacher: ". My girl, when you grow up, you will have a husband you'll know how good it is when a person has a sense of duty," he replied as follows: "And in my opinion only love everyone has the right to manage. "

Commandment 4
I do not care what people will say. The main thing - that I think about yourself.
But currently it is only necessary to think well. And if anyone thinks differently - that's his problem. About that, "Shaw Luda will say" experiencing only "aunt."

"Girls", as Castaneda warriors "seeking perfection only in his own eyes." Straight back, tripping, chin raised: does anyone doubt that you - the goddess, well, flawless, happy woman? No! And by the way, will be less then the gossip.

Commandment 5
High heels and sexy outfits - yes! A shopping bag and shapeless clothes even in the absence of her husband - no!
Did you know that the largest number of used lipstick ... guess not!

Women Arab Emirates. Long could not understand - why? They go in a burqa! It turns out that simple! We, in Ukraine, women give himself up when they go out into the street, at work, on a visit. When her husband go to the robes, without hair, no makeup - in general, know yourself.

And they have the opposite. For people oriental lady and can not preen, but at home - with her husband and friends - they look like a queen. The golden rule, is not it?

Commandment 6
If there is a choice between sex and cooking borscht - choose sex.
Only the "aunt" say "no strength", "tired", "busy", "do not want". "Girls" include imagination, leaf "Kama Sutra", engaged in Tantra, Taoist sexual practices, Arabic dances. It is possible to cook soup and then. You can, after all, buy a set of soup or invite a housewife. But whether you choose to have sex the husband also invited anyone? ..

Commandment 7
Woman's mission - not to serve, and inspire a man!
My father said that from their wives, who perfectly prepared and well-washed shirts, husbands do not go away. He had three (!) Wife. All perfectly cooked and washed ... He did not understand a simple thing: a housewife and wife - it's not the same thing. First - Concerned about the economy, with a scoop and an apron. Second - can "improve" life, become a muse, inspiration, family think tank, in the end - all that you want - just do not "aunt"!

Commandment 8
I - there is, and already this is enough for joy!
Another such is not and there will be no-COH-da! So, you see, crime feel miserable, to kill a daily, often far-fetched problems unique identity and become a bore!

So, expelling unwanted guests, I again began to love and rejoice, rejoice and love, at times making crazy things (and purchase). I can spend all the money in the beauty salon - without remorse for the half-empty refrigerator. And, oddly enough, no one even chided me tranzhirstvo husband just said with mock reproach: "Oh, these women!" and I stroked my enamored luxurious red curls. I go down in the white jeans with a children's slides with little son and draw with chalk on the pavement. Who says that adult women can not? "Aunt"?! I mind showing her tongue ... and go to roller skate!
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Posted 02/08/2015 21:41:11

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Having bought the boots on a hairpin and repainted in a bright-red color, I was kicked out of his house evil thick economic "aunt" with its soup, grumbling, fatigue and a sense of duty. And I wrote for the eight precepts to combat the syndrome of "aunt".
Interestingly, while the son was left without a suit?
Personally, I close the commandments: 1, 4 and 8.
In general, in fact, not to be just enough aunt commandments 1.
It has nothing to do with any household, with nothing else. For any job should be treated with love and then no "aunt" will come not, because there is no reason to grumble and feel dissatisfied)))
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She began another period, senile grandmother molodyascheysya portrayed themselves Veselukha-Moloduha ..., the disease and the type of enlightenment in his old age karёzhit many ladies ...
She enlightened to the old logic, to her husband so as not to be uncle, must also pile that his wife no boots (as it pile up that the child does not suit) and buy yourself pivasom and sit in the garage with Druganov enjoy roach and spit (like his wife for her enlightened logic, not aunts) that houses an empty fridge and a hungry child without suit, and his wife needs sex she chose instead borscht, but sex is her husband still did not receive, because golodayuschimu husband not to have sex with his wife, because his mistress more imputed initially feed it, and it is lucky, and sex, and his wife, and so will sit borscht, sex, but in a thong to write his memoirs how not to be ... aunt Hungry family house filthy with dirty laundry and veselescheyasya while his wife, not a sign of youth and it seksualnosti.Prosto lazy zasranka, where everything in the scrap, a burden and obligation ..
And rightly says that love can control everything ... If she loves her husband, children and myself in particular, it is not a burden and not an obligation, to cook for them and take care of nimi.Eto contrary pleasure and joy, everything is done with pleasure, ease and be compatible zhelaniem.Vpolne caring wife, mother, hostess and beautiful well-groomed woman interesting own husband, who not only whispers in her ear all sorts of tenderness ... and by the way, to the marriage and the birth of her children, too, was not forced, not binding, it is a choice for each ...
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Posted on 02/12/2015 3:56:08

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Specific you lady Anna1, said, as cut I am pleased to read your comments
... And to the author's probably not the "aunt" and "squirrel" visit zahazhivala .... with rhinestones on the heels .... primetivschina some sort, although it is now the Internet is every writer declare himself ready.
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Опубликовано 12.2.2015 16:50:41 Author | Posted 12/02/2015 16:50:41

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I also met my aunts)) zahazhivali to my shop - chto-to show them beautiful, and they were "Oh, and where I will wear it, but I do not go anywhere, I'm in the store but the child in school, I dress up then" - even though I showed them not discharge or any evening outfit. You say, well, you, my husband and I will not go: to the park there or in the café-cinema, etc .... Oh no, I have no time, and my husband is still in what I'm wearing .....
Here on these my tongue and turns to say "aunt" but in general the author wrote a funny, with humor))))
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Posted 12/02/2015 18:04:17

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You say, well, you, my husband and I will not go: to the park there or in the café-cinema, etc .... Oh no, I have no time, and my husband is still in what I'm wearing .....
And you tell her next time to offer this dress as a gift. "Auntie" this. You'll see that will not give up. So, what you're saying, it's limited funds likely. Any, if possible, a beautiful dress would be pleased, and also hike to the beautician and massage and help with the housework, and excess lipstick and every other feminine details. But if there is no money, they are not. Normal woman will buy the devil that, if there is a choice between the necessary practical things and dress, which she hung in the locker room and did not clothe, perhaps never. Offer her the dress as a gift and "aunt" instantly evaporate.
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Posted 12/02/2015 22:33:52

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You say, well, you, my husband and I will not go: to the park there or in the café-cinema, etc .... Oh no, I have no time, and my husband is still in what I'm wearing .....
this is the way of me ... somehow in a simple dress up in our environment ... our current Russian meetings and dress up ...
Related: probably the truth somewhere in the middle ... the ever-burchasche vorchasche-command exists (as in the picture) probably uncomfortable to live with forever ... and fluttering - unreliable ....

Now the old anecdote, but cool, on ... of course it "is not my aunt - dragonfly" in a better position represented by ...))))

Summer. Heat. On the dusty road drags ant, in a dirty T-shirt, torn pants, dragging logs. Towards rides "Jaguar" Dragonfly sits in it. In a bathing suit, all in gold, piercing and tatuha.
- Hi, Ant! Where are you going?
- Hey Ya. Why, I log in ant dragging ... and you?
- I was resting in Cyprus, home from the airport food.
- Well, now, we have to work.
- Till...

Autumn. Dozhdyara with snow. According gryazische ant drags in a dirty robe, torn pants, dragging logs. Towards rides "Merce" Dragonfly sits in it. The sheepskin coat, all in gold, piercing and tatuha.
- Hi, Ant! Where are you going?
- Hey Ya. Why, I log in ant dragging ... and you?
- And I have to open a casino food ...
- Well, now, we have to work.
- Till...

Winter. Snowstorm. On snow drags ant, in a dirty sweatshirt, torn pants, dragging logs. Towards rides Jeep "Cherokee" Dragonfly sits in it. The natural fur coat, all in gold, piercing and tatuha.
- Hi, Ant! Where are you going?
- Hey Ya. Why, I log in ant dragging ... and you?
- And I'm on a business presentation center of the food ...
- Hey, Dragonfly ... And those who happen to your presentations?
- Like who? Government officials, bankers, businessmen, cultural figures ... well ...
- A! That means that all sorts of writers and poets?
- Well, yes and what?
- Look, Dragonfly: see Krylov, tell him that he was a goat and mu * ac ...

I heard this anecdote in the Italian version, instead of the current Krylov Lafontaine was at the end ...
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Опубликовано 13.2.2015 01:49:44 Author | Posted 13/02/2015 1:49:44

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[Quote] You say, well, you, my husband and I will not go: to the park there or in the café-cinema, etc .... Oh no, I have no time, and my husband is still in what I'm wearing .....
And you tell her next time to offer this dress as a gift. "Auntie" this. You'll see that will not give up. So, what you're saying, it's limited funds likely. Any, if possible, a beautiful dress would be pleased, and also hike to the beautician and massage and help with the housework, and excess lipstick and every other feminine details. But if there is no money, they are not. Normal woman will buy the devil that, if there is a choice between the necessary practical things and dress, which she hung in the locker room and did not clothe, perhaps never. Offer her the dress as a gift and "aunt" instantly evaporate. [/ Quote]
I do not exclude such cases, but in this case in my mind and I came to an example when it privela- client won the "gray stuff" for a large sum, which I proposed to her, she often comes and always dressed the same way, with the money in it all okay, so I suggest taking that something interesting
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Posted on 02/13/2015 2:05:03

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- Hey, Dragonfly ... And those who happen to your presentations - How is who? Government officials, bankers, businessmen, cultural figures ... well ...- Ah! That means that all sorts of writers, poets - Well, yes ... and that - Look, Dragonfly:? See Krylov, tell him that he was a goat and mu * ac ...
Conclusion fable -Go in prastitutki, fuck like a dragonfly on presentations with bankers, businessmen and cultural figures ..., will ride a Bentley and it is not necessary to plow like an ant ...
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Conclusion fable -Go in prastitutki, fuck like a dragonfly on presentations with bankers, businessmen and cultural figures ..., will ride a Bentley and it is not necessary to plow like an ant ...
neeee, this is not a fable, this anecdote, I was told our Italian lecturer in a lecture in the subject of lending ... some type of whole life lived well at the expense of loan)))) ...
but in general there are people who know how to make money is not humpback and they fell all lengths, ie, crime, prostitution and others like them))), as grit, Schaub I live))))
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