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| 1. What if I can not get pregnant? .. |
2. I just never could get pregnant! ...
3. Well, already ill with breast, menstruation ...
4. Again shaleyut my period ...
5. Buy-ka I test just in case ...
6. (2 strips) But tests often wrong ...
7. (After confirmation of pregnancy the doctor) husband: - I'm pregnant! (He even fainted from happiness ...)
8. Oh, my God! And in the fourth week, I drank 2 glasses of wine! And in my opinion, on the fifth - I psihanula, and smoked three cigarettes! And IF this affect the child? !!!
9. (handing over analyzes) - Be sure to find some stuff ...
10. What harsh my spirits!
11. The husband (late at night) - Are you at work again eat those crackers smelly !!?
12. (eating three kilograms of tangerines) - Nonsense say the cucumber want. I eat as usual!
13. Once I eat a lot of meat ... to the boys!
14. All the while the chocolate you want - a girl!
15. (10-12 week) - See, see, the stomach has increased! (They do not understand anything ...)
16. zadolbali this sickness!
17. Oh, something I already 2:00 is not sick, but each baby is something wrong?
18. Why do people swear and generally nervous? All because you can solve the calm and peaceful ...
19. What they are evil and cruel!
20. (Approximately 16-17toy week) Oh, something flutters in my stomach! He's moving!
21. What's my gorgeous breasts!
22. Something I did not gain weight ...
23. So terrible is this clothes for pregnant women!
24. Something I quickly weight is added ...
25. I began to go - well, like a bear!
26. Husband: - Look, please, there's no stretch marks? and cellulite? (Probably lying)
27. Husband: - Well, listen, listen, he's shove! (After unsuccessful attempts - What is it insensitive That he deliberately!)
28. Oh, and what kind of yellow spots on the shirt!
29. (In the US) - You are sure that there is a boy? (I can not see anything)
30. (After a minute): - Look, he's your forehead! (Nose, chin) ..
31. In my opinion, I - stroynyashkoy, and why he called me a hippo ...
32. I have it 3 times said that the boy! Why then ask ?! The striking indifference ...
33. Surely, "nakolyut" fiat me ...
34. (Sobbing) - Navel, navel! Where are you going?!
35. It turns out that oats - it's delicious ...
36. themselves they try to drink 200 ml of liquid per day!
37. (33-35 week) - Again, the tone! Wait, wait, kid, get out!
38. As the sex something like ...
39. These scales are spoiled!
40. (About her husband) - he does not love me! And the child, he does not want to ...
41. For some reason he does not move ... something happened!
42. Something toddler actively shove ... and suddenly it is not enough oxygen!
43. (37 weeks) - oh, what a stomach ache ... harbingers! Nightmare, I have not done anything!
44. Well, you're done! You can come out!
45. EEEEEEEEY !!! It is already possible! IT IS TIME!
46. As they zadolbali with this question! ..
47. That was the DA ...
48. Interestingly, this separation or leaking water?
49. WELL? WELL? HURTS! BEGAN?!!!
50. I'll probably never face ...