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Today starts the 2014 FIFA World Cup! Few gems sports commentators Let's add to the list, the more so that now there is such a great opportunity!

1 6: 0! This is more than "what a pain ..."

2. Juli Lopez beats on goal! Juli - is his name.

3. Varlamov on the shirt 3rd row number and shorts 9th ... What is the reason, I can not explain, but it is unlikely the size.

4. This - Koeman. You probably know his curly legs.

5. The players who do not have offspring, it is not recommended to get up into the wall when the free-kick Roberto Carlos.

6. Passing is good, but the field was over!

7. Well, you know, for this must hit the scoreboard! Sorry, face.

8. I am confident that the entire male population glued to their television screens, not a good life, and bolelschitsky ecstasy.

9. Under his arm, like soap in the bathroom slid the puck.

10. Due padosti that scored takomy silnomy and gpoznomy sopepniky, Baggio hung on shutters.

11 ahead of Germans and a half kilometers. It's not even a tram stop, and the distance from the river port to God knows where. (biathlon)

12. And the ball, having overcome the last obstacle between the legs shot, flies into the goal.

13. Davydenko immediately took an opponent. He decided not to drag out indefinitely.

14. Delete an Apbitp pulled out of his pants.

15. Igpoki are in the wall, depzhatsya known for that.

16. Defence pours plaster.

17. In the second half they only shone in his eyes.

18. Argentina breaks Serbia did not even like Tuzik warmer, he rips her fussing, and how old housewife tears shirt on small pets cloth. Calmly, methodically, while managing to ensure that even in the pan does not burnt.

19. The Russian national team came in a liquid black streak.

20. Lateral apbitp ppinimaet kpasivye posture. Perhaps he panshe doing ballet.

21. We hope that Nedved everything will be fine, but bear with his feet forward.

22. Dynamo today act without the usual blue pants.

23. As the tape closed up its gates saturnovtsy.

24. Ai-yai-yai-yai-yai! You agree with me?

25. Well, where you give the ball! I cry to you, that it is the game!

26. Figure skating - it's art, it's not even football!

27. Protection limping on both feet, almost without getting up from his knees.

28. I've been knocking on the head, on the monitor, on the books. What's more wood around, my God!

29. myachy odnovpemenno potyanylis pyki golkipepa and bald Fabpitsio.

30. Here he is holding an opponent for his pants, his shirt, his sides ... virtually anything that can hold.

31. Fate plays a man, and a man playing football.

32. Footballer Sami Nasri coming to the gate and hit the target. Commentators exchanged remarks:
- Information, access to the goal, Nasri!
- That he did.
- Yes...
- Um, I'm sorry.

33. Rather than play football, go to pass the bottle!

34. Footballers easy to run across the field, and you try to intelligently comment on their actions ...
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Posted 06/12/2014 11:05:21

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not about fotbul, but immediately I remembered this one pearl:
- The last comes to the finish line Japanese runner Herovato. Yes, it runs,
frankly, not very ...
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Опубликовано 12.6.2014 11:07:53 Author | Posted 12/06/2014 11:07:53

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Not necessarily about football! Just football theme is now the most urgent
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Posted 06/12/2014 11:09:17

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and more about a footballer with a colorful name Nasri:
-Nasri On the right touchline! Hmm ... Nasri - this is his name!
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Posted 06/12/2014 11:18:59

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and even in the internet I found:
Pereturin at the 1992 Olympics, "simulates a football player, lying on the lawn ... but there is no blood on his face - it's OK!"


Gusev on the air: "Petrich nedopedril little, or rather a little nedoprygnul."

Belarus has a commentator Vladimir Novitsky, too many pearls gives an example: - Acceleration on the ruble, hit by a penny - the ball went in a few meters over the bar - 10 minutes before the start of the match, I remind you, is still 0-0 score

"- And with the ball, Oleg Blokhin - blow - D-O-O-O-R !!! But, unfortunately, the ball hit the bar, it was out of the game, and indeed my mates suggest that it was not a Blokhin. " kote Makharadze
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Опубликовано 12.6.2014 11:30:47 Author | Posted 12/06/2014 11:30:47

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Not out of pearls, but about Gusev. His wife brought from the street and the homeless dog, knowing that her husband is against it, and require to take him out of the house, a dog named Dynamo (Gusev Dynamo fan). Dynamo stayed at home!
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Опубликовано 18.6.2014 01:58:11 Author | Posted 18/06/2014 1:58:11

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Match Russia - South Korea. After the first inning, Michael Schatz in facebook: I think they think we are asleep and do not look.
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Posted on 06/18/2014 7:42:59

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Michael Schatz in facebook: I think they think we are asleep and do not look.
Visibility is good all the same, I was not looking .....
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Опубликовано 18.6.2014 10:31:44 Author | Posted 18/06/2014 10:31:44

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Natasha, I will answer the comment channel VVS: in addition to the referee, who has a birthday today, to look at the field no one.
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Опубликовано 5.7.2014 16:32:34 Author | Posted 05/07/2014 16:32:34

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The match Brazil-Colombia.

- Well, here, both players were good. Socks stretched almost to the level of the nose. Just "Swan Lake" for some. No, "Giselle"!

- Well today, both teams beat each other ....

- Why no one referee shows a card? Maybe he lost them and now runs around and thinking, and if they come to blows that will I do? Well, then he will be able to tear off a piece of the T-shirts of players: the yellow and red of the Brazilians from Colombia.
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