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Bloopers of my day (which is not over yet).
On the morning of Diana to avert my grandparents, because I need to take to kindergarten Danya.
They are in the kitchen, "swear". I say that what you have noisy in the morning, does the temperature (at 8:30 it was 28 degrees !!!) work? In-law: He (ie, my father in law) will drive me mad! I am going to cut hair, but did not call Pinuchche (by the way an old friend of her mother in law). I told him, you can not, you must first call, and he does not want to! I smile I say: so what's the problem you call. In-law "illuminate" says: for sure if I ask her to call at the same time "se mi fa i piedi" ie pedicure. Her father continuing to do "sudoku": it will cut me if you want to "Happy Feet" ?!
I'm going to take away from the garden of Danya. Under columns of one residential house Daniela notices a dead butterfly on the floor ... and lamentations begin questioning how and why.
On the road, on a bicycle, traveling alone Signora (think live nearby) and hello (note) with Daniele! Dani tells him "ke tradzhediya" Signora offers take babochku "In Ospedale" Dani says that it is too late: she's dead! Then the man Danya pats on the head and wails: ma come sei biondo! Ma Proprio Biondo Tedesco!
I: Biondo Rousseau! The man looked at me sinora, ma suo marito e 'biondo?
I was embarrassed, yes, when I was little, but what?
Signore: ma perchè suo bambino e 'troppo biondo!
I: because I'm brunette ?!
Signore: ma il suo colore e 'naturale? (Hahahaha, I do not like a natural blonde !!!)