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[Fludilka] Lyap (from the word blurt) day!

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по убыванию Published 10.6.2014 17:16:32 | descending
I think every case, some days less, others are more funny to hear "bloopers" from others, colleagues, relatives and passers. I suggest in this thread to share and laugh together
Bloopers of my day (which is not over yet).
On the morning of Diana to avert my grandparents, because I need to take to kindergarten Danya.
They are in the kitchen, "swear". I say that what you have noisy in the morning, does the temperature (at 8:30 it was 28 degrees !!!) work? In-law: He (ie, my father in law) will drive me mad! I am going to cut hair, but did not call Pinuchche (by the way an old friend of her mother in law). I told him, you can not, you must first call, and he does not want to! I smile I say: so what's the problem you call. In-law "illuminate" says: for sure if I ask her to call at the same time "se mi fa i piedi" ie pedicure. Her father continuing to do "sudoku": it will cut me if you want to "Happy Feet" ?!
I'm going to take away from the garden of Danya. Under columns of one residential house Daniela notices a dead butterfly on the floor ... and lamentations begin questioning how and why.
On the road, on a bicycle, traveling alone Signora (think live nearby) and hello (note) with Daniele! Dani tells him "ke tradzhediya" Signora offers take babochku "In Ospedale" Dani says that it is too late: she's dead! Then the man Danya pats on the head and wails: ma come sei biondo! Ma Proprio Biondo Tedesco!
I: Biondo Rousseau! The man looked at me sinora, ma suo marito e 'biondo?
I was embarrassed, yes, when I was little, but what?
Signore: ma perchè suo bambino e 'troppo biondo!
I: because I'm brunette ?!
Signore: ma il suo colore e 'naturale? (Hahahaha, I do not like a natural blonde !!!)
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Posted on 06/19/2014 1:09:25

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ma come sei biondo! Ma Proprio Biondo Tedesco!
Smile)))
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Posted on 06/19/2014 1:11:43

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Probably not seen Signor Finns or Swedes, etc.).
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Posted 19/06/2014 14:40:35

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I make pesto. It does not work kuh. harvester. stalled in the middle of the process. More precisely, he worked yesterday. and today there is no odd . I do so, and commercials - not furychit! I called his son - "All right, turns your dream - will have to go for the new" (he set his sights on the old engine ). Son: "Wait a minute, I'll see unplug it from the electrical outlet.." I reach out and find that instead of the desired unit included something else Ops ... And the child: "Signora, in the outlet did not try to include May, will work?"
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Опубликовано 19.6.2014 14:46:31 Author | Posted 19/06/2014 14:46:31

Re: Lyap (from the word blurt) day!

Probably not seen Signor Finns or Swedes, etc.).
my mother in law, and said that he just wanted to "idagare" (what is there about me, you can investigate, I do not know ....) And, yes, we have often, and the Swedes and the Danes and the Dutch name-calling, even if just Russian! But when we were in Rome, with children, and a friend, during our snack in a bistro, the uncle who worked there, asked the forehead: you from Ykrainy? ahahah, here is an eye!
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Posted 20/06/2014 20:46:17

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[Quote] Probably not seen Signor Finns or Swedes, etc.).
my mother in law, and said that he just wanted to "idagare" (what is there about me, you can investigate, I do not know ....) And, yes, we have often, and the Swedes and the Danes and the Dutch name-calling, even if just Russian! But when we were in Rome, with children, and a friend, during our snack in a bistro, the uncle who worked there, asked the forehead: you from Ykrainy? ahahah, here is an eye! [/ quote]
about to recognize that different nationalities .... at familiar to me! ... It is interesting that one child in the Polish-Italian family, he heard my accent, asked me: "sei napoletana?"
... And that's just as you did with me, when at work, I worked in a resort, a local Italian woman said: "I know ... you - Russian"
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