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[Humor] Without diapers not read !!!

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по убыванию Published 19.5.2014 19:28:23 | descending
EXTRACTS FROM THE WORKS OF PUPILS

1. Tractor raced across the field, slightly smelling ...
2. In the summer we boys went camping overnight, and took with him only
you need: potatoes, tent and Maria Ivanovna.
3. Lermontov died in the Caucasus, but he loved it not so!
4. Plyushkin piled in a corner at a whole bunch and every day there under.
5. Lena went to a duel in the trousers. They parted, and a shot rang out.
6. Dantes was not worth a damn Pushkin.
7. In the courtyard entered two horses. These were the sons of Taras Bulba.
8. Onegin liked Byron, so he hung it over the bed.
9. Gerasim put a saucer on the floor, and began to poke him a muzzle.

10. Onegin was hard inside, and he came to relieve Tatiana.
11. Lermontov was born with my grandmother in the village where his parents lived in St. Petersburg.
12. Chatsky went through the anus and podpёrnul door with a stick.
13. Gerasim Mume poured boiling.
14. Poor Lisa tore flowers and it fed his mother.
15. Khlestakov sat in the cart and shouted: "Drive on, my dear, to the airport!
16. Chatsky father died in childhood.
17. Pierre was a man of the world, and peed so spirits.
18. Under the old age of his cancer chained to the bed.
19. Suddenly Herman heard the creak of springs. It was the old princess.
20. Kabaniha groped Katerina soft spot every day and pressured him.

21. Rostovs had three daughters: Hatasha, Sonya and Nikolay.
22. Taras sat on the horse. The horse bent, and then laughed.
23. Tatiana soul is full of love and can not wait, as if it douse someone
25. Onegin was a rich man: in the morning he was sitting in the dressing room and then went to the circus.
26. Peter jumped off the pedestal and ran for Eugene loudly tsokaya hooves.
28. The deaf-mute Gerasim did not like gossip and told the truth.
29. Turgenev satisfy neither fathers nor children.
30. These girls like Olga, have long been fed up with Onegin, and Pushkin, too.

31. Mikhail Lermontov I met in kindergarten.
32. Gerasim ate at four, and worked alone.
33. Pechorin stole Bela in a rush of feelings and wanted by her love
closer to the people. But he did not succeed. Not managed it and it
Maxim Maksimych.
34. Chichikov many positive features: it is always shaved and smells.
35. Pugachev helped Grinyov not only in work, but also his love for Masha.
36. The silky, blond curls were beaten out from under her lace apron.
37. The sons came to Taras and became acquainted with him.
38. FAMUSOV condemns his daughter for what Sofia in the morning and already a man.
39. Thus, Pechorin Bela mastered and Kazbich - Karakezom.
40. Natasha was true Russian nature, very fond of nature and often went out into the yard.

41. Gerasim threw Tatiana and contacted Mumu.
42. Grushnitski was aiming carefully on the forehead, the bullet grazed knee.
43. Poets of the XIX century were thin-skinned people: they are often killed in duels.
44. Here he first learned Russian colloquial speech of the nurse Arina.
45. The first successes of Pierre Bezukhov in love was bad - he just got married.
46. ​​As a result of Tikhon did not grow up a man, but a real sheep.
47. Kirsanov sat in the bushes, but that we should not have seen.
48. First, Tatiana dearly loved Onegin, and he did not see in the eyes. But when she went cold, Eugene decided to start all over again. It was late.
49. The Chairman took so milkmaids of living that increased milk production immediately.
50. When I read the novel Gorky's "Mother", that he wanted to become a mother.

51. Ha field groans of the wounded and the dead.
52. In the forest was an unusual flavor and I also stopped to stand.
53. Fly crutches is not easy, but he has learned.
54. Decembrists gained greater potency and poured it on the Senate Square.
55. "On the shore of the girl sitting next to her sat a dog, she was wearing a blue dress and scarf in peas.
56. "Do not have time to get off the bleachers Collective Farm, as she climbed up the collective farm chairman"
57 "The princess was riding in a carriage with raised up his back"
58 "The boy in the boat rowed quickly rockers"
59 "Natasha Rostova wanted to say something, but opened the door to her mouth shut"
60 "In the upper room came the Negro ruddy from the cold"

61 "I grew up on the head tyulenka fluff and small tail"
62 "Geese flying with bare feet" ...
63 "Finally, the dream came true, he became a flower blue" ...
64 "The driver lorded it over the horse backwards.
65 Repin painting "waiting" -devochki sitting on a boat up the keel
66 On the topic of 'my favorite teacher' teacher malyavalas pamada and urinated spirits.
67 "While Pavel Vlasov in court spat on the decaying corpse of tsarism, his mother in the street threw the corpse of leaflets."
68 'Andrew - cried Taras -. What I gave you, and the kill! "
69 "Dubrovsky had intercourse with Masha through the hollow."
70 "There is a bull swings, ends on the go ..."

71 "........ We have before us a picture of Vasnetsov" Three heroes .... "Looking at the horse Dobrynya Nikitich, we see that he is from a wealthy family .. But the face of the horse Alyosha Popovich not vidno- he bent ...
72 "In the ass in Dubrovsky someone walked!"
73 "The soldiers of Alexander Nevsky fought with the dogs-knights rubber swords."
74 "Lenin arrived in Petrograd, a speech from the armored car, then sat down on it and went to storm the Winter Palace."
75 "In 1968, farmers were given passports, and they began to travel around the country."
76 "The army of Ivan the Terrible came to Kazan, and overlaid it"
77 "In the cave of primitive man it was from the skins of animals, even the curtains on the windows."
78 "... When our village summed gas, all residents connected to the gas pipeline."
79 "The girl ate the cake together with a dog which ran after her."
Of the 80 works on "Virgin Soil Upturned". -During Rebellion woman carried off all the seed fund Davydov.

81 'Los left edge of the forest and howled in frustration. "
82 "On the road went Chelkash. It was obvious his proletarian origin from his broken leg."
83 "The sky swallows were flying and cawing loudly"
84 "hotel rassveripelo and killed Desdemona."
85 "Dubrovsky stood by the window, with his hands
87 "On the platform stood a milkmaid. Then it climbed the chairman."
88 "The Seven Dwarfs Snow White loved because she was a good, neat and no one is denied"
89 Raskolnikov awoke and reached for a sweet ax. Ha floor lay barely breathing corpse, sat next to the corpse of the wife and brother of a corpse lying in the other room, unconscious.
90 Ha riverbank milkmaid milking a cow, and reflected in the water all the way around.

91 Anna Karenina did not find any of this man and because fell under a train.
92 The poem is written in rhyme that is often seen in the poet.
93 Suvorov was a real man, and lay with ordinary soldiers.
94 Pushkin was sensitive in many places.
95 The great Russian painter Levitan was born into a poor Jewish family.
96 Of all the female beauty Maria Bolkonskaya were only the eyes.
97 Anna and Vronsky converged completely new, unacceptable way for the country.
98 "Pushkin did not have time to dodge and Dantes emptied a full clip into it"
99 Bears saw the crumpled bed bear, and understand: Masha was here.
100 Everything was quiet, as if all extinct ... What a beauty!

101 The room ticked loudly sundial.
102 "Since Pechorin - overweight people, then write about it - waste of time"
103 "The driver of the train, and he could not really explain how he found himself on Anna Karenina"
104 "Old Prince Bolkonsky the wedding did not want his son to Hatasha Rostova and gave him a year of probation"
105 "I really like the heroine of the novel of Leo Tolstoy's" War and Peace ", especially when she is dancing at the ball with Stirlitz"
106 "walked the yard chickens, ducks and other domestic utensils"
107 "Denis Davydov turned his back to the women and fired twice"
108 "When the Russian vigilantes took to the battlefield, because the mound popped the Mongol-Tatar yoke"
109 "Prince Oleg had predicted that he would die from a snake that come out of his skull"
110 "Pierre Pierre wore pants with high bibs"

111 "horse rider prishprotil"
112 "Father cured hare and began to live with him"
113 "His eyes looked tenderly at each other"
114 Papa Carlo knocked Pinocchio "
115 "Gogol's work was characterized by a trinity. One foot he stood in the past, and the other foot in the future, and between he had a terrible reality"
116 "The cell sits my feathered friend - a hamster"
117 "The woods were quiet, but just around the corner howling wolves"
118 "John bought a dog when he was still a puppy"
119 "shot eyes, like legs and ran for his sword"
120 "The girls were walking together and crunched underfoot"

121 "Anna, sitting on a chair, sleep, and incidentally ate a loaf"
123 "Cow - this is a large animal with four legs at the corners"
124 Between his legs hanging sword.
125 We were asleep, but we could not sleep.
126 Arsenic is used as a good sedative.
127 At balls he courted the ladies, but he soon tired of these jokes.
128 On the roof was a lot of pigeons. Man sopok.
129 In fine, twined around his neck tendons, thrashing ordinary head.
130 On the floor lay scattered school dirty marks
131 Our ancestors made the revolution naked, barefoot, in sandals.
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Posted 05/19/2014 21:40:14

Re: No diapers not read !!!

I laughed to tears
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Posted 05/19/2014 21:51:32

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For a long time so I do not laugh. Good selection. The great and mighty Russian language, and even do not want to reproach for an interpretation of great works !!!!!! Thank you
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Posted 05/19/2014 22:58:50

Re: No diapers not read !!!

some, indeed, Pearl He laughs heartily
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Posted on 05/21/2014 9:43:17

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Опубликовано 23.5.2014 01:12:19 Author | Posted 05/23/2014 1:12:19

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oh, I'm so glad, I'm glad that a lot of people laugh well.
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